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Well this is wrong on so many levels one hardly knows where to begin. Initially there’s an overwhelming sense of confusion - so many faces; and what is it we’re supposed to feel here. Joy? Fear? And for what? The primary emotion conveyed here is moderate happiness such as one might take from a mid-season five-a-side victory or regional tennis tournament. 

And for heaven’s sake! So many spotty faced oiks. What of the tender feminine beauty hustled here so vulgarly to back in a manner reminiscent of a barn-dance or mixed social. 

It gives me no pleasure to say this, Southern Daily Echo, but this is more like a low rent recreation of the Raft Of The Medusa than it is a celebration of Sexy A-Levels Day. 

For Shame, Southern Daily Echo. For shame.